Hello and Good Evening or Good Morning or whatever. This is Mel Bourne, the Koala from New Jersey! I am here to spend a minute or two talking to you about God! You see, God is the Creator, we are creatures, and as you can tell, I am a very very very small creature!
You are probably asking: a koala from New Jersey? I thought they were from down under in Australia? I don’t know. I just went to climb a tree to get my breakfast, then – POW – I’m here in New Jersey. It’s a long story. That’s why I say, don’t ask.